05
Jun
07

Hitch A Ride on the Demon LURVE Train

Such a wonderful book.

By the way, Meljean? Scroll down to the second last line. 😉

lurve train animationDear People Magazine,

Why oh why hasn’t Colin Ames-Beaumont graced your cover?

After all, he is the most beautiful man in the world. You could never make a movie about him because there is no actor who has bears even shades of Colin’s beauty, so who would star as him?

Some are going to say that Colin’s not a man. He’s a vampire, and that’s certainly true.

Which is why you have to change your “World’s Most Beautiful People” to “World’s Most Beautiful Creatures,” so that Colin can have his rightful place on the list.

So he cannot be photographed. That’s okay. He’s an artist, and a marvellous one too. He can draw or paint a self-portrait, and you can use that for your cover. You wouldn’t even have to worry about Colin exaggerating his beauty because he cannot possibly be more beautiful.

It’s guaranteed that you’ll sell tons and tons of copies because we will buy them so we can sigh over this vision of sheer perfection.

And there you go: People Magazine’s future survival is guaranteed so long as you keep printing covers with Colin on them.

As for what I get out of this? I have a world full of women with whom to sigh over Colin’s beauty. 😉

Sincerely, May on behalf of Meljean Brook 😉

Living and Undead Readers for Vampire Equality

Join the L.U.R.V.E. Train – Because vampires are beautiful bee-yootiful people, too.

(Want to join the L.U.R.V.E. Train? Nominate your own vampire, win books and Amazon gift certificates? Climb aboard here–and read Meljean’s letter!)

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1 Response to “Hitch A Ride on the Demon LURVE Train”


  1. 1 meljeanbrook
    June 5, 2007 at 8:23 pm

    lol!


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