The girl and the guy don't get together in Subversive Romance™. Heck, maybe she decides that she doesn't want him after all.
Girls don't need guys to live happily ever after. She needs money, and lots of it!
Coming soon to a bookstore near you from Insanity (because given the current polls, only a nut would try this) Press!
PS Maybe I can become the next Tina Engler?
PPS Or more likely, I'll become the next bankrupt publisher.
PPPS This is a very late Friday Funny.