….Wait for it…

…Nancy Bond!

Email Joely at joely (at) joelysueburkhart (dot) com to collect your prize!

(Please comment to let me know you’ve seen this. You’ve got five days to do this. Thanks!)

The roasting will continue really soon.

In the meantime, check out the excerpt, her guestblog and to stay really up-to-date with the Roasting of Joely Sue Burkhart, check out her blog.

Also, head on over to the Drollerie Press site to chat with the DP Gang at 9pm EDT tonight! I’ll be there, because hell hath no friend like the one who wakes up at 9am in the morning whilst on vacation.

By the way, do not give my address to Joely Sue Burkhart or any of her fellow Droll Trolls–or is that Droll Dolls–in case she attempts to get it through nefarious means.

She said that she’s so grateful to me for letting her guestblog that she’s going to send her three Monsters to me. I’m sure they are all clever, clean and darling Monsters, but I couldn’t possibly take them away from their mother, can I?

She’s sure to say that she just wants to send a gift to me, and that is kind of true, except that I can’t possibly accept this gift. So, don’t give my address to her if you have it. A quick dig through my emails should quickly net who has and who doesn’t have my address, and then I can narrow down which one of you is the traitor if someone sends it to her.

PS Some percentage of this is a lie, but I’m too tired to calculate that percentage for you.