Sybil keels me. Does that mean I’m dead?
From Vanessa Jaye, Qantas pilots and maintenance engineers are too funny!
The new Overheard website: Overheard at the Hogwarts Association of Romantic Bisexuals and Lesbians. Doug, you’re doctor. You need to give me painkillers because my stomach still hurts from laughing. 
Yeah, but don’t you live in Singapore or Hong Kong or Something? I don’t think my license stretches that far
What? You are going to leave me to suffer? *whimpers*
*ggg*